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Good Actors, Small Roles: Bad Actors, Big Roles

Thu Nov 19, 2009, 8:29 PM
You know, this week I have been looking back at the old movies like Ghostbusters and it kind of occurred to me that the good actors like Ernie Hudson, Bill Murray, and so on, you just don't see anymore. Will it is actually that they have been playing smaller roles. The one I feel sorry for is Ernie Hudson that had to be in Dragonball: Evolution. Look at the actors that are playing big roles now. We have actors that simply just can't act to play the big roles. So now, we have pieces of crap like 2012, Twilight, Transformers, and others that we have to sit through. So I am going to count down the top 10 horrible actors.

10. Shia Labeouf: This kid, I will give him credit for at least TRYING, but the problem with him is that he tries to hard. I mean seriously, whenever there is something bad that has happened to one of your friends you don't need to shout out their names. Just make your face look shocked or something. Just sit down and take a breather.

9. Matt Damon: I don't really see how he is a good actor. I just never liked him in any of the movies. All I am saying is that I can't take this guy's acting seriously.

8. Keanu Reeves: He can't act period. The only movie that I liked him in was The Day the Earth Stood Still, but it was because he didn't need to act for his part. I mean, just give him a the simplest part and he would be able to screw that up as well. Hell, give the part as a janitor and he would be like, "I am Keanu Janitor!" Sadly, he would be playing in the Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde movie that is being made right now. God help us. Oh and to all you matrix fan boys, fuck off!

7. Jack Black: He is someone who he needs to just stay in the music business. He did an ok role for Kung Fu Panda, but he already has a band that makes money. What could he possible get out of acting?

6. Ben Stiller: Remember that episode of South Park where Stan's dad is trying to break the record of the biggest piece of shit and you find out that his rival is the biggest piece of shit? Well, this is what Ben Stiller is. He makes his own movies, surrounds himself with good actors, and expects it to be the biggest hit movie.

5. Vince Vaughn: This is a guy that tries to be funny and fails miserably. In fact, he is just as bad as Ben Stiller. Shitty actor means shitty movie. Get your equations straight.

4. Jim Carrey: I remember when he use to be funny. Now, it's just the same thing you see in all of his movies. He tries to be silly and it becomes less funny every time he does it. Sorry guys, but he is up here now.

3. Leonardo DiCaprio: I didn't put him up here because of bad acting. I put him up here because he plays parts where he dies in almost all his movies. It's like the movie itself wants to kill him off, but keeps coming back somehow. So it is poor choice of role this time.

2. Will Farrel: This guy just simply needs another job. His acting is poor beyond belief. It makes me want to smack him until he cries.

1. Megan Fox: She can act in the history of acting. Her brain is about the size of a pea. Yet, the only reason why she is famous right now is because of all the guys that masturbate to her. There was even a documentary of her doing nothing. Shows how great she is. She feels that she is too pretty to act in front of the camera. All she is, is a dumb ass slut that was spoiled and eats your very soul. Avoid her at all costs. In a just in case emergency, bring a fucking cross and pray until the movie is fucking over.

This is not in any order, except for Megan Fox. She deserves to be on the number 1 list.

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:iconpencil-of-sketching:
WTF!? You faved "Coppertone Deadpool", but you complained when I wanted to draw him dressed as Molotov Cocktease. You gotta get your priorities straight, my friend.

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:iconradon2000:
well you know.......:P thats all i have to say

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Just to let you know, we are at war with the potatoes and we joined forces with the apples for we will use the power of the pie to save us all from being cakes.
:iconpencil-of-sketching:
You've faved my stuff again, I see.

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"With friends like me, who needs enemies?"
:iconradon2000:
yes i did favorited your stuff again.

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Just to let you know, we are at war with the potatoes and we joined forces with the apples for we will use the power of the pie to save us all from being cakes.
:iconpencil-of-sketching:
Thanks for all the faves.
:iconradon2000:
no problem

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Just to let you know, we are at war with the potatoes and we joined forces with the apples for we will use the power of the pie to save us all from being cakes.
:iconquietcove:
Thanks for the Deadpool fave. I'm glad to see he has so many fans.
:iconbumblebee911:
thanks for the fave on my Cloverfield Parasite pic~!

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ok. I chose the Blue team.!!!!!! GO BLUE'S!!!! KICK THOSE SORRY RED'S ARSES!!!!!! :evillaugh:
also, i love Caboose ^^
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Thanks for dropping by B-).

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Hey buddy,it's me I love your pics dude,it is great!!!

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